Verizon | – Arbitration and Mediation

At Verizon, customer satisfaction is a priority.

via Verizon | – Arbitration and Mediation.

This was good for a chuckle.  At Verizon, customer satisfaction exists only as a byproduct of customer sedation.  As long as you’re not an immediate flight risk or a very loud complainer, and continue to pay your bills regularly even if you grumble a little, Verizon satisfaction is a priority at Verizon.  If you’re too annoying or actually want things fixed, customer severance becomes a priority.

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