At Verizon, customer satisfaction is a priority.
via Verizon | – Arbitration and Mediation.
This was good for a chuckle. At Verizon, customer satisfaction exists only as a byproduct of customer sedation. As long as you’re not an immediate flight risk or a very loud complainer, and continue to pay your bills regularly even if you grumble a little, Verizon satisfaction is a priority at Verizon. If you’re too annoying or actually want things fixed, customer severance becomes a priority.